Broken Ads, Fractured Feelings...
So many broken ad messages lack humanity...
Not all, mind you. Some make a sincere effort at humanity, but miss the mark a little.
However, so many broken ads follow a pattern: “Jam in all these facts! Talk about them! Buy now!”
There’s no recognition of the human being at the other end of the pipe, only a recognition that “I want to sell this!”
“Fact! Fact! Fact! Fact! Fact! Buy now!”
How am I supposed to feel about these facts?
How am I supposed to feel about you, the seller?
How does any of this solve my problem?
And what IS my problem, anyway? Do you, Mr. Seller, even recognize that I’m here?
As you know, an advertising message is like asking for a date.
What if you start asking for a date by saying, “I have a good job, I make a lot of money, I’m fit and healthy, and I’m available. I would make an excellent mate. We could have lots of strong, healthy children of both genders. They will be well above average and go to the finest private learning institutions. We would live well, and retire to an upper-middle-class enclave on the west coast of Florida. Want to have dinner?”
Before the end of the first sentence, the answer was "I have to stay home and wash my hair."
There’s no recognition of the prospect, the prospect’s feelings, and the conversation the prospect is already having inside his or her head.
A much better, self-centered way of doing it would be this:
“Look at my fabulous shoes. Want to have dinner?” At least it’s an amusing non-sequitur. The date might be entertaining.
Here now, a brief tale…
The Fabulous Honey Parker has just written a novel.
Neither of us saw this coming, but it happened. It’s a topical novel that has to get to the public yesterday.
Even a friend of ours in publishing said, “This is a great idea. But it has to get out in October, and a traditional publisher can’t make that happen. You have to self-publish.”
One joy of self-publishing is self-marketing. And marketing a novel is so much different than marketing anything else--yet so much the same.
In the marketing, humanity matters.
Nobody cares about the facts of the book.
They care about the feeling of the book.
The feeling they will get from it. The feeling the story will give them.
This extends to the author’s story as well. What’s the feeling behind the book?
How did the author feel about writing it?
How does she feel about the experience?
How does that feeling influence the feeling of joy, laughter, sadness, and/or pathos I’m going to get from buying that book and reading it?
“Well, yeah! It’s a novel, not a home improvement product!
“It’s entertainment! My rugs and window blinds are not about feeling good. They’re about getting the best deal on rugs and window blinds!”
And you, my friend, have missed the boat that’s sailing into the psychology of home improvement.
People who buy rugs and blinds are not buying function. They’re buying form. Form leads to a feeling.
Aesthetic form makes the customer feel good about being at home. And in a time when people are locked inside more than ever, feeling good about one’s home is huge.
Just like feeling good about one’s entertainment is huge.
How does the customer feel now, and how will they feel after they buy?
This is where the metaphorical rubber meets the road of emotions. Everyone right now is living in A Place They’ve Never Been.
All stories have to understand that.
Whether they’re stories about home improvement or stories about novels, the stories that sell require knowing how the customer feels.
That doesn’t mean talking about the feeling.
It means talking to the feeling.
Identify the customer’s feeling and know how to speak to it.
Master that, and you win the first date.
We will be speaking more about this in coming screeds…
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