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Tell ya what...

You’re on an empty stage for 90 minutes
in front of 5,000 people.

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You better have a story...

Storytelling goes naked.

​Just you, a stage and a whole lot of people.
 
We’ve done it--and made it work.

It’s fun.

It’s not easy.

But it’s worth it.
 

More often, we do writing for page and screen.
 
It is less naked and more adorned.

Presently, we’re developing two TV projects with the Emmy-winning Beth Hoppe at Cricket Hill Media for ABC News Studios/Hulu.
 
One project is about comedians and cuisine.
 
The other is about the toxicity of the internet mob.
 
We’d tell you more. But then we’ve have to make you sign an NDA.

And gag you.
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As you know, we live in a world where one is only as good as their most recent project.

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So we'll stop here.

But if you really want to know more of the story, click the “tell me more” button.

And we'll tell you more.
TELL ME MORE!

The Story Laboratorians
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BLAINE PARKER
​Preparing to write action scenes.

​​"Fiction is entertaining, but truth hits you right between the eyes."

Blaine Parker
is a national-award winning writer and voiceover performer. He's written a number of screenplays that are circling various levels of Development Hell. Once upon a time, as a noob, he was a finalist in the Chesterfield Fellowship program...
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HONEY PARKER
​Preparing to write it like she stole it.

​"Scared money never wins. Go big."

​Honey Parker is a national award-winning writer with over 30 years experience. Starting her career in as a New York advertising art director, Honey quickly switched over to copywriting. (Better hours.) She quickly worked her way to creative director. (Worse hours.)...
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STORY LAB PROJECTS
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Humorous Fiction

BEING SHOPPED - TV
Humorous Fiction series

BEING SHOPPED - Print
Humorous Vampire

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Features

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Action Rom-Com
Teen Rom-Com
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Food

AWARD WINNING
Pizza Cookbook

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Television

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​Food & Travel - 6x 40
News Doc - 6x 40

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