"Scared money never wins. Go big."
Honey Parker is a national award-winning writer with over 30 years experience. Starting her career in as a New York advertising art director, Honey quickly switched over to copywriting. (Better hours.) She quickly worked her way to creative director. (Worse hours.)
After her stint as a Senior VP Creative at the iconic Grey Advertising, Honey became a gun for hire on both coasts while launching her career in scriptwriting. Once in Hollywood, Honey was chosen from hundreds of applicants for the NBC New Voices program in TV writing. She has also co-written and sold multiple feature film scripts. As is the norm in Hollywood, those scripts have never been made into movies. (Yay, Hollywood!) She’s also done uncredited punch-up writing on TV movies that come cross her screen every once in awhile, often the middle of the night, which is both funny and scary.
As a novelist, Honey has created the comedy ensemble fiction of the Careful-ish trilogy. The books have been on several Amazon bestseller lists, and inspired a fair amount of cocktail mixing among her loyal fans. She is presently writing the first book in her contemporary vampire satire series. (Spoiler: There will be blood.)
As a stand-up comic, Honey won the title: “Funniest Person In Advertising” and has toured clubs, colleges and made the occasional TV appearance. With her husband Blaine Parker, she has also appeared on event stages from Los Angeles to Singapore, speaking to audiences as vast as 5,000 about the thrills and excitement of doing marketing that doesn’t suck.
An avid downhill skier and former distance runner, Honey has also spent time in the ring. She once sparred with female boxing champion Christy Martin. She's most proud that she neither bled nor cried.
PARTING THOUGHT: "Two guys go into a bar..."
