​Blaine's Big & Tall Advertising Page

It is said that Blaine Parker has the voice of a much taller man. His print copy is even taller. Often friendlier. And sometimes, it's just tasty like a fresh-baked pizza. 

To see brands that Blaine has developed and copy he has written for them, visit the Slow Burn portfolio page right here.
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To hear some of the audio copy and voiceover that Blaine makes possible in his mission to be the poor man's Hal Riney, visit his audio archives page here. (You may have also heard him sell you things on TV and radio.)
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To have a pizza delivered, or just to obtain a good dough recipe, contact Blaine by sending email to bp at slowburnmarketing.com
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(That's shrimp, garlic and Serrano chilis with fresh cilantro.)